mustache list

i usually hate mustaches but last night i kept thinking about people who i feel NEED mustaches in order to keep the world from imploding. i, by no means, have listed everyone and i am accepting suggestions. but in the end i make the final decision on if they make the list. this list is also in no particular order. 

• my Dad - he's gone both ways, but is much better with a mustache in my opinion
• Freddie Mercury - no one can rock a mustache like him
• Super Mario (Luigi, Wario, ect) - my childhood would be ruined if he shaved
• my Uncle Curtis - his mustache is a thing of wonderment to behold. i can't even put it in to words properly.
• John Waters - not all mustaches need to be gianormous.
• guy on the Pringles can - he makes me feel ok about eating fake potatoes
• Gene Shalit - he reminds me of a clown and i like that
• Wilford Brimley - do i really need to explain?
• Sam Elliott (guy from Big Lebowski) - he is stach-tastic
• Hitler/Charlie Chaplin - are they the same person!?!
• Groucho Marx - we would have lame disguises without his genius take on facial hair
• the guy from American Choppers on Discovery Ch. - it looks fake. i want to pull it.
• Hulk Hogan - his is pretty much just like the American Choppers guy but i'm almost certain it is glued on.
• Burt Reynolds - obviously
• Salvador Dali - his is amazing, but i did read somewhere it might have been fake
• Nietzsche - it's like a caterpillar crawled on his face and died there
• Kaiser Wilhelm II - it defies gravity

this is it for now. waiting for your suggestions! but i want to make it clear that i do not usually approve of the mustache (especially on my fiance because it is prickly to kiss him).